At this year’s premiere party, thanks to the suggestion of my friend Alix, our guests and I collaborated to create a Westeros-themed version of the hit game Cards Against Humanity. One of the coolest things about the original is that it is under a creative commons license, which means that the creators encourage sharing, playing, and adapting the game, so long as no profit is made.
Which is completely awesome, because it enabled us to play several uproarious rounds of our own version. When I mentioned this game on my premiere party blogpost, a number of you expressed hope that I would create a playable deck. I’ve finally gotten to it, and many of the cards are as funny as I remembered. Because it was a new game, we had on hand a bunch of blank cards, and everyone could write in their suggestions as we played, so the deck grew organically. I suggest you do the same, and once you have a good number of new card ideas, you can use this generator to make them.
In case you haven’t played before, here are the rules to the game. Basically, one player flips over a black card, on which is printed a sentence with at least one blank. All the other players choose the funniest card in their hands, and the winner gets a point. For example,
“In his next book, GRRM will spend 500 pages devoted to describing ______”
- the truth about Jon and Sam
- lemoncakes
- her weight in sapphires
- etc.
So there it is, in a nutshell. If you manage to fill in another whole page of these ideas, send me the pdf so I can combine it with those already here. Let’s build the greatest set of cards the North has ever seen!
*warning: some cards are vulgar- not for the timid and faint of heart!*
I have to play this!! On another note.. “Young Griff” has two Fs. The Great Other is in the details.
Hey here is a list so you can click and drag to make your own full size cards. I spent two hours formatting them so I thought I would save others out there the trouble : )
http://biggerblackercards.com/
On her wedding day, Daenerys was presented with _______. When Daenerys emerged from the fire, her first wish was _______. The only game that matters is _______. The mind needs _______ like a sword needs a _______. PICK 2 “_______ for me, little bird.” If Westeros had porn, the most popular would feature _______ and _______. PICK 2 I’ll take what is mine with_______ and_______. PICK 2 In the House of the Undying, Dany saw a vision of _______. If I had a direwolf, I’d name it _______. You know _______, Jon Snow. My worst nightmare is meeting _______ face to face. Chaos is a _______. All men must _______. _______ cuts deeper than swords. Littlefinger’s nickname was a direct result of _______. Khal Drogo’s morning ritual included _______ and _______. PICK 2 After a tragic encounter with _______, the Kingslayer’s hand was replaced with _______. PICK 2 In the game of _______ you win or you _______. PICK 2 _______ is coming.
The things I do for _______. Maester Luwin
Forged one of his links by _______.
Last time Cersei had too much to drink, she had a bad experience with _______.
Varys sometimes wishes his missing goods were replaced with _______.
The man who passes the sentence should swing the _______.
One needs ______ to make the eight.
Dark wings, dark _______.
When travelling the Kingsroad, one should always bring _______ for good luck.
If you can’t defeat your enemies in battle, there’s always _______.
In his next book, GRRM will spend 500 pages to describe _______.
At the Red Wedding, Robb Stark lost his _______.
Before losing his package, Varys’s favorite pastime was _______.
_______ won the Iron Throne with the help of _______. PICK 2
Everyone fears _______’s _______. PICK 2
Robert Baratheon secretly gave _______ to each of his bastards at their births.
Having fallen prey to _______, the King lies dying.
When King Joffrey wants to have fun, he asks for _______.
The gold price
It rhymes with freak
Meat & mead
Jon Snow’s total lack of knowing things
Bastards in their fathers’ eyes
10,000 horses
The Onion
Knight’s severed fingertips
Prince Doran’s gout
A dwarf riding a pig
Young Grif
HOT PIE!
The burnt side of the Hound’s face
An entire khalasar
The proud and noble House
Manwoody Sandsnake fanfiction
Bread and salt
Waking the dragon
Lannister
Twincest
Pissing off the edge of the Wall
Roose Bolton’s used leeches
Jaime’s sword hand
The Meereenese Knot
Podrick Payne’s sexual prowess
Dothraki mating rituals
Virginity Bees?
The iron price Tears of Lys
Jon Snow’s real parents
A masturbating giant
Growing stronger
Hear me roar
Littlefinger
A crown of molten gold
Barack Obama’s Red Wedding
Reaction video
Arya Chataya’s pleasure house
The Dothraki word for “handjob”
Grumpkins and snarks
Bitch-slapping Joffrey
Manticore Venom
Skagosi unicorns
The wintery abode of white walkers
A crannogman with a hard-on
Ros
The whore the truth about Jon and Sam
Needle
HODOR!
A shadow-baby
The public bathroom at Harrenhall
Blackwater Bay
Renly’s tourney lance
Dance
Ravens
Tywin’s disappointed father face
Lady
A white walker’s frozen genitalia
A Valyrian steel blade
Between the legs of the Titan
Dothraki accent
Where whores go a Dothraki wedding
Dracarys Maester Qyburn
Walder Frey’s puckered lips
Ramsey’s sausage
Flea Bottom furries
Shitting gold
Hodor singing the GoT theme song
The Horn of Winter
George RR Martin
The Mountain’s massive cock
The kraken rises tansy tea the three-eyed raven
Khal Drogo’s stallion
Sansa griffins Varys’s root and stem
Foreskin
Khaleesi
Catelyn’s everflowing river of tears
Taking the throne
The nipple of an unsullied
The Tickler
Dragon Porn
Wildfyre
The faith of the Seven
Blood magic
Ser Illyn Payne’s hollow mouth hole
A scale from the dragon that flamed you
Cave sex
Jon Snow’s thousand yard stare
Johan’s dreams
Spoilers from the next book
The mother fuckin’ Red Viper!
Milk of the poppy
The long, slimy, smooth tentacles of a kraken
Making the eight
Winterfell
Tyrion
An Other orgy
More boobs
Homoerotic overtones
Bowl of brown
Killing lemoncakes
Her weight in sapphires
A dream of spring Melisandre’s
Flaming pyre
Vargo Hoat’s
Beard fetish
Lysa Arryn’s breast milk
The prick of a rose’s thorn
The champion’s “purse”
Polishing his helmet
A faceless man
Ned Stark’s head a troupe of mummers
The old ways
The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Ygritte’s lusty longbow
A loaded crossbow
Bronn’s curved dagger
Can I suggest ‘The Dothraki have no word for ____________’ as a black card? :)
Of course, that’s a great one!
Thapphierth
Melisandre’s Peter Pan shadow baby
The leech from Gendry’s nether regions
Nipples on a breastplate
The bitter tears of SanSan shippers
Natalie Dormer’s cleavage
RLJ truthers
Jojen paste
What remains of Pycelle’s magnificent beard
Ser Pounce
Sour Dornish red
Gender-bending Dornishmen
ELIAAAAA
Frey pies
OMG, thank you!
Does anyone know how to make the cards the size of the regular cards?
Try here for full size blank templates – http://mdsc.info/dropbox/cah/
I think you can make full size cards here: http://mywastedlife.com/CAH/ It would be *awesome* if they would release a text-only file to make that process easier.
Good idea for a white card: “Playing The Rains of Castamere as your first dance at your wedding”.
Whitecards
A moondoor sendoff
Ser Jamie’s missing hand
The Hound’s good side
Theon Greyjoys dick in a box
HODOR
These are great! Any chance of getting this list in plain text, to print the cards full size? Also would add a white card: the god of tits and wine
I definitely will!
That’s too funny, a friend of mine created ‘Cards Against Westeros’ for Ice & Fire Con 2013 and we’ve been adding to it ever since :)
Black card ideas: “All ___ must die, but we are not ____.” “What do we say to the god of death? Not_______.” “A lady does not_____” “I am the god of _____ and _____” “Its not easy being _____ all the time, if it was then everyone would do it.” “I don’t want to be a _______,I want to be THE _______.” “For the night is _____ and full of _____.”
Black card: “Bugger me with a bloody ____________.”
“A Lannister always ________.”
White Cards:
Fat Pink Mast
A Myrish Swamp
That’s about as useful as *_________* on a breastplate.
How is “Ryk’s long spear” not in there?
White card: tormunds member
White cards:
My floppy ears
Queen Selyse’s mustache
Full of turnips
Hot Weasel Soup
A hundred spankings and five slaps
Black card “With my belly full of wine and a maiden’s mouth around my__________,
I’d make a whole sheet of white cards with ‘Hodor’.
House rule: If you draw “You raped her, you murdered her, you killed her children,” you have to read it with Oberyn’s accent!
It is known.
Will there be a sequel? I have too many ideas to put in a single comment.
I have very good intentions of putting all the current suggestions into a PDF/Word document so anyone can make their own sets and expand on it. Any. Day. Now.
Pleasepleaseplease!!!
I hope you do. I keep collecting things for our deck, and would love to see what other people have come up with. My son never ceases to be appalled at some of mine!
I’ve compiled a large list of cards I have come up with. Feel free to implement these: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1rVqr2N_0MuytoFXgUanNSK_zZGW805miWaSmoU4FbP0/edit?usp=sharing
On second thought, better that I just generate these myself. Will get back to you.
I followed your link to your additional contributions/supplements, but unfortunately, it doesn’t allow access without permission. Have you compiled this list and posted it elsewhere? Would love to see what you came up with!
I think “George R. R. Martin’s next book will be titled _________” would make a good black card!
How do I get these cards? I don’t see a link to download?
You should be able to click through the bottom image (which says “Get the Cards!”) to the PDF.